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|S|A|S|U|x|N|A|R|U|--My Anti-Drug.
Commission me!!
CLUBS, DATTEBAYO:
SasuXNaru-Club: I own this club!
Bishie Stalker Club: I stalk Naruto!
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When the ground is full, the gongolas will walk the earth.
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"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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Never apologize for your art.[link]hahah
nice by the way...
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life is the longest thing in we know..stop saying its short
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-----pull the pin and count to what?
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It's funny, we are quick to thank Him for our food, yet we don't go out of our way to help the least of these who don't have any.
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Brightest Blessings :3
Ah am chur lovely buddy Sonata. And ah will promptly glomp joo.
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"I have a boner. No, wait, I am a boner!"-Robin Williams in "Patch
Adams"
When life throws you lemons....seriously, you should probably be in an asylum by then.
Those who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried nailing jello to a tree...
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I'm Little Miss Sakura from the Militia in Storm Riders.
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